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Ryan Smith
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was raised in a suburb of Detroit. When I was young I developed
an interest in oiled men who roll on the ground with each other.
In my awkward teen years I couldn't find a girl desperate enough
to date me, so I turned to radio broadcasting. I have worked on
an AM radio station and have done a number of internet radio
programs, all of which failed miserably because of me. Now my
life consists of counting calories, buying designer clothes
(it's okay they're on sale!) and moping around my apartment
listening to music I pretend makes me happy.
Favorite Fortune Cookie Quote
"The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow,
are the buts you use today.
Kevin Howell
 I am originally from a
town near Jackson, Michigan where for the earlier part of my
life; I herded cattle and mended fences. I listen to a lot of
shitty music, most of which you will have never heard of and if
you have; you're probably in the band. I ride little kid
bikes. Since attempting to get in touch with my
hippie roots, I've become a vegetarian, meaning not only can I
bitch about music, movies and various other forms of
entertainment that most people enjoy, but now I can also whine
about food. I forgot what I'm going to school for, but it might
be business related. I've recently
picked up the art of cross dressing and love wearing women's
pants. In my spare time I play guitar and invent things to
complain about. I am Jesus. |
Johnny Rickson
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grew up in a little quite place called
Rockford, MI. I have an older sister and
my parents did not allow us to have pets
because we were always on vacation. Grew
up playing soccer and baseball but was
later sucked into the ice rink and
played hockey for about 10 years. I like
to eat Chinese food and I really like to
eat corn as well as Golden Delicious
apples. I am going to school for a BBA in
Finance and a minor in International Business, I also might go
for a minor in Chinese if I get into it. I love to play and
watch hockey, I will play any real sport out there besides
tennis, just not my thing. I try to play guitar on my spare
time. I play paintball for WMU's paintball team. I am a good
cook when I have a reason/someone to cook for.
Favorite Fortune Cookie Quote "If you promise someone
something, keep it" |
